Her mom was a hillbilly who married a rich man! Reverse Aladdin!
#richkidproblems

Richkid #1: She has a really small pony!
Richkid #2: Some people don't even HAVE ponies!

There’s no BEACH in New York! I have to go all the way to the Hamptons!
#Richkidproblems

Ugh, lobster bisque for lunch
#Richkidproblems

Oh my god! They used the wrong shade of green for the vases at Bat Mitzvah!
#richkidproblems

God I hate middle class people who think they’re as rich as me.
#richkidproblems

Richkid: if you guys don't know what to get me for christmas i love chloe sevigny. i own all her movies. no posters though. i will also accept a box set of big love. or tickets to the book of mormon. my favorite director is harmony korine. i own his book a crack-up at the race riots and the films julien donkey boy and gummo. my other favorite director is larry clark. i own kids, ken park and bully. other things i enjoy: avant garde and experimental theatre and grand guignol. cultures and countries i objectify for my enjoyment are: portugal, argentina, japan and france.
Richparent: Our trip to New York City *is* the gift.
Richkid: What.

Ugh, my housekeeper made my bed over my remote control to my flat screen TV.
#richkidproblems

(While in Sears) Guys! Stop making jokes! Not everyone is shopping here ironically!
#Richkidproblems

gryffinjor:

amattg:

gpoy ahaha

Definition of America.

gryffinjor:

amattg:

gpoy ahaha

Definition of America.